Transcendental trash

JOURNEY

2012-02-11T22:08:00.006-08:00

Back to blogging after a long hiatus. So my writing can be a little rustier than usual.

Journey..

a word which brings many memories, hopes and dreams along with it.

A word which combines the fears of uncertainty and unpredictability of the unknown with optimism and promise that a better destination, better future and better times lay ahead.

I have been on a journey recently..a trip to Bhopal and Indore to attend a colleague's brothers's wedding along with some of my colleagues. We all boarded train to Bhopal from Secunderabad station carrying our luggage, laughter and life along with us.

Journeys take a wonderful shape when you are along with your friends on them. The thought of destination is replaced with a silent longing for a longer journey.

The train started... the journey began. Our fates now entwined with those that traveled along with us on the train. Each one of them with different destinations, different lives, different reasons and different stories. The train snaked along and we moved along leaving behind the station and the worries of our past, completely enjoying the present and dreaming about our future.

Anthyakshari followed. Suddenly everyone is a singer. The rhythm of the train now blended with our music. Fellow passengers' irritated looks didn't matter, lyrics didn't matter.. all that mattered was that we sang . Different filmy characters,worlds and stories came alive, sang and danced, played their part and smoothly disappeared, then and there in that compartment.

We sang, ate and then it started ..it began with slight cool breezes and went on to grow to a bone chilling numbness. We were warned about the cold much in advance and hence came with the basic necessities like sweaters and blankets but the enemy was too powerful. So after a night which made us feel like a Eskimo in north pole, the morning welcomed us with a warming sun and breathtaking scenery.

We reached bhopal in the morning and the day began with authentic bhopali breakfast.. Poha-Jalebi. Having come from south India , I have never tasted Poha in such flavor or the combination of poha and jalebi. It was delicious .I decided then that during my stay in Bhopal, everyday my breakfast would be only Poha-Jalebi and nothing else. Its hard to not fall in love with New Bhopal .. wide roads, pollution free environment and some inherent peace made it immediately likable.

The trip in Bhopal brought about a lot of pleasant experiences.

We ate in DB mall..

rode a boat in a lake...

had a long drive to bhojpur..

said a prayer in Bhojpur Shiva temple and birla mandir...

crossed bridge in sair sapaata...

screamed in giant wheel in Mela...

shopped in new market...

and then another Journey began..from Bhopal to Indore...this time in bus.

It was a 3 and half hour journey with scenic beauty accompanying you all along the way.

It was the first time I attended a north Indian marriage and I liked the songs, dance and the generally joyous atmosphere around.. After attending the marriage we came back to bhopal, hurriedly packed all our belongings and then the return journey began.

The return journey felt like a recap of the journey to bhopal from secbad with same fun, only the number of friends increased this time.

We reached secunderabad next day morning and thus ended our journey.. A journey filled with so many pleasant experiences but importantly with so many pleasant people. A journey in which friendships improved , people came closer and bonds strengthened.

I once put up a facebook status after returning from a trip which goes like this :

Back from a wonderful trip..made me realise that sometimes travel is the only way to be stationary..only momentum brings stability..order is found only in randomness and constancy in change ..sometimes you need to wander before you find ur destination..:)

I am glad that I have experienced a similar feeling once again .Once again I went on a journey that justified the above statement.

This journey surely created many more memories, gave much hope and made many dreams come true.

Journey..

a word which brings many memories, hopes and dreams along with it.

VICTORY

2011-08-27T22:54:00.000-07:00

We have won the battle

A battle for a corruption free country, a battle for justice, a battle of hope.

A battle in which everyone fought in one way or the other .. for some it was social responsibility.. for some it was a desperate act of redemption..for some it was about being a part of history in making ..for some it was just the right thing to do.

In the end we all fought.

Its a battle that existed since the beginning of time in each one of us, in every person, nation and civilization..a battle between good and evil, between right and wrong, between righteousness and corruption..and now finally we achieved a hard earned victory.

This victory belongs to all those Indians who supported this movement in one way or the other.

To all those who followed Anna ji to Ramlila maidan..

all those who attended rallies..

all those who spoke in support of it in media ..

all those who supported him through just a status in Facebook or a tweet in twitter..

To each and every Indian who has at least once wished in his heart that Anna Hazare would win this battle

This victory is also an answer to all those skeptics who never believed common man could achieve anything ,who thought this country cant be changed..who felt there's no hope.

This victory stands as a testimony to what a peoples movement can achieve..it proves the ability of all diverse Indians to come together and join hands for a right cause ..democracy at its best .

Now that the Jan Lokpal Bill has been passed ..we have to make sure that functions outlined in it are taken care of efficiently..necessary steps should be taken that all this doesn't go to waste. To make sure that our dreams of corruption free India are realized we must always be on guard to stop corrupt bureaucracy from hindering its functionality.

Its not only a day of celebration but also a day of caution.

We have won the battle...but

There's a war coming...

5 Reasons why you should study in JNTU

2011-07-12T11:49:00.001-07:00

Well ..there are a plethora of colleges and universities you can choose to study from but nothing rocks as much as JNTU..it's totally on a whole new level ..So here are the top 5 reasons why you should join in JNTU affliated college even if the entire universe advises you against it

1)Selective learning : It is a proven fact that that it takes all 4 years of your graduation just to read the syllabus book given to the students ..So the students naturally develop selective learning and effective emission ..learning 2 topics of a single unit out of all 8 units is often considered a herculean task and is sometimes termed as 'thorough preparation' .

2)Rediscover your spirituality: JNTU exam results being accurate has a probability lesser than that of universe being created..Hence every time the results are about to be announced student's belief in god follows a geometric progression.

3)Physical fitness : the subjects in jntu are so interesting that a student just cant resist bunking the college every alternate day and this includes jumping gates, climbing walls, running up and down the stairs..this will make sure that the student is in his peak physical condition ...also the fact that JNTU exams are always conducted during mid afternoons in peak summer and early mornings in peak winters contributes to the fact that students are physically trained to adapt to any climatic condition.

4)Team work : JNTU exams provide a brilliant opportunity for students to exhibit their team building capabilities.. realizing the fact that clearing the exams is an impossible task for a single individual alone, students often work in small but efficient groups.. this should not be misunderstood as copying but rather should be acknowledged as a method of survival.

5)Excellent writing skills: Since a JNTU student needs to write as small as possible in chits for exams and as large as possible in the answer sheets and assignments to fill papers , he/she is completely equipped with a talent to represent the given data in any given form such as words, figures, codes etc .........and also the student develops a unique talent of writing on any kind of material or surface like paper,bench ,desk, hall ticket, calculators, Id cards, erasers, question papers, body parts etc

These spectacular qualities cannot be imbibed in any student studying in other universities..So guys make a wise decision and join in JNTU because only 'you' have the right to spoil your own future :P

just kidding .. JNTU is actually awesome except for some ..er..ahem ..minor problems..Iam glad that I completed my graduation from a JNTU affliated college !! :)

So that's it ..back to blogging after a long time..I hope i'll be more regular from now on ..so until next time..Sayonara!!!

Campus Kalakalam 2 : OFFER AARATAM

2011-05-16T13:06:00.000-07:00

ohhk malli telugu lo post!!

Orey campus kalakalam ki sequel edi ra ani kontha mandi friends premaga kontha mandhi serious ga kontha mandi ghoram ga adigaru ..so on public demand ...

CAMPUS KALAKALAM 2 : OFFER AARAATAM

Kavalanukunna company lo job raakapoyesariki shakti movie chusina audience ki vachinantha chiraaku vachi diguluga ga kurchunna time lo sudden ga telugu cinema lo situation lekunda song vachinattu oka company lo written test qualify ayipoi interview chance vasthundi.

ekkado kondalu guttalu vaagulu vankalu daatukuni aa placement jarugutunna college ki cherukunte....akkada interview lo manam baga prepare ayi vellina qsns tappinchi anni adugutharu...

hobbies gurinchi prepare aithe habits gurinchi ..

studies gurinchi prepare aithe skills gurinchi ...

resume lo rasindi prepare aithe ranks gurinchi ..

project gurinchi prepare aithe plan gurinchi,

goals gurichi prepare aithe girlfriend gurinchi kuda adugutaru!!!

kani student eppudu chesedey akkada kuda chestadu ..vallu em adigina tanaku telisindi, vachindi, nachindey chepthadu ..

last ki interview evaru evarini chestunnaro kuda teliyani position ki vachinatarvatha ..interviewer ki jeevitam meeda virakti ,tana job meeda asahyam kaligi mental ga dstrb ayyina state lo candidate selected ani raasthadu .

inka emundi ....

tana communcation skills to convincing ga confuse chesani ani feel aipoi intiki vachi six kotti worldcup gelipinchina Dhoni laga parents ki oka look ichi ventaney frns ki call chesi dabba kottukovadam start..

"mama naku job vachindi ra" ante ventaney "dash ga nenu select avvakunda nuvvu ela ayyavu ra" ani congratulate chestaru
friends tho matladina 2 mins ki oka jeevitha satyam telustundi ...

prema ki privacy entha importantoo..frnship ki party antha important ani :P

inthalo desert lo varsham vachinattu , balakrishna ki hit vachinattu suddenga inko company ekkado offcampus lo tagulukuntundi ..malli eesari kuda koncham tnsn and lots of luck tho indulo kuda select aipotham !!!!!!!!!!

japan lo sudden ga tsunami vachinatu okate saari 2 companies vachesariki ohh intlo, coll lo, apartment lo andaru "abba nuvu super... racha..dummu ..bheekaram..bhayankaram" ani ethestharu

daantho anandam tho aaksam anchuladaaka vellipotham ..malli party ivvali ani gurtochi back to earth...:P

ila rendu jobulu moodu partylu ga jeevitham saagipothundi ..

kaani ala saaaaagguthuuuuune untndi .. 2 days lo vasthundi anukuna offer letr 2 months aina raadu ..intlo parents... era? job annav ...podichestha annav ...offer letter edi ra? ante

iilanti expression okati ichi side aipotham.

koni rojulaki ventaney vachestundi anukunna letter asalu vasthunda raada ane doubt vasthundi..

inthalo sudden ga company ninchi mail ..adi chusi thrill aipoi birthday present open chesinantha

feeling tho mail open chestam ...andulo company vaadu offer letter and date of joining tappinchi anni vishayala gurinchi raastadu ..congrats ..nuvu select ayyav ante nu keka kevvu antadu ..ala suddenga.. date and offer letter tarvatha vastai.... ani mail end chesestadu

adi chadivi manam asalu em cheppadu indulo ?? ani

student :

parent :

friends :

idhe expressions relatives vachinappudu maarutai...vallu ee companies names ekkada vinnattu levey???!!!!! ani

relatives :

student :

friends(as usual) :

ee madhyalo evadiki ishtam vachinattu vaadu aa companies gurinchi raka rakaalu ga chitra vichitram ga cheptaru ...akkada pindestaru champestaru pichekkistaaru ani bhayapedtaaru.. adi vini manam....

ila aa company offer letter gurinchi wait chesi chesi cheseeeeee .... 2012 yugaantham raavadamo leka luck tho letter vachi company lo join ayyi ...aa work bharinchaleka yugaantham vasthe baavundu ra nayana ani feel avadamo jarugutundi...

idhi every btech student offer letter kosam pade aaratam chese poraatam :P

so my dear friends meerandaru kuda ilaage wait chestu pray chestu njoy chestu untarani hope :P

Andariki offer letter tondaraga praaptirastu :P

ENGINEER

2011-04-22T03:08:00.000-07:00

konni bunks ..koncham masthi :)

xam mundu roju books tho kusthi :o ...

konthamandi frns prema <3

abbo ado pedha highli8 drama :p...

chinna chinna fights >:(

enno sleepless nights :(...

faculty and hod ki vesina topy :p

internals lo shameless copy :p...

kalisi tirigina batches :D

kashtapadi chusi gelipinchina international matches :p ...

results valla avamaanam :(

correct chesina vaadi meedhe anumaanam :p...

corridor lo gola :p

biscuit ainappudu teerina doola :(...

entho mandi new frnds :)

life lo enno unexpected twists and bends :):(...

project meeda kaligina virakti >:(

last ki complete chesina trupthi.. :p

Ill miss all this my dear :(

but alas, finally even Iam an engineer :D...

LOST

2011-04-20T08:56:00.000-07:00

Lost ....

the word that I always dreaded ..the word that I knew would always come up

I knew I lost you a long time ago ...but I held on because I was afraid...

I knew you would lie ... but I trusted because I was afraid..

I knew I would get hurt ...but I endured because I was afraid..

I knew I would suffer... but I accepted because I was afraid..

I knew I couldnt watch.... but I watched because I was afraid..

I knew I couldnt listen all that and bear it... but I listened because I was afraid..

I knew this day would come ...but I kept going because I was afraid..

I knew that I would cry ..but I smiled because I was afraid..

Yes I was afraid ..

I was afraid that you would lose me.

through all this and all these times we lost 'us' but most importantly.....

YOU LOST ME

Iam no longer afraid ..I no longer care ..I know longer feel ..because in the end...

you lost me ........you lost me....

GOODBYE

2011-04-14T22:41:00.000-07:00

Iam never good at goodbyes and i dont think I ever will be.

This engineering life is filled for all of us with memories and dreams, joys and griefs, achievements and mistakes, decisions and regrets, love and heartbreaks..

But most importantly it is filled with people..friends, enemies ,teachers and strangers..and the interesting thing is they all overlapped..friends became enemies, enemies became friends,friends became teachers, teachers became friends, many friends became strangers, many strangers became friends...

There are people whom I'll remember forever, some people whom I want to forget forever ..some people whom I'll never be able to forget and these too overlap.

Btech has provided me with real education, education about life..I was not perfect and Iam glad that it was'nt perfect..I had my own mistakes, my own regrets,. I did things which i never thought I'll do . I had seen complete joy and also complete despair and sorrow. I laughed, cried, fought, loved and hated.....I lived.

All these little emotions ,experiences, incidents and accidents have made me what Iam today. In the end they made me stronger, better.

Ill miss these days ..I'll miss those friends, Ill miss those boring lectures, those little naps in class, AO sir's Id card checking , days when we hid mobile phones in tiffin boxes !! ,the days of throwing bags over the building and running down, those fake leave letters to HOD, those liitle 'tips' to watchman .

Ill miss those rocks on which most of my engineering life's leisure was spent, those khataara college buses, those serious fights, standing in the class listening to lecturer's curses, those labs , reports and last dates.

ILL MISS YOU GUYS

They say endings have to be earned ..did I earn this ending? may be.. maybe not. But WE surely have earned this ending. few more days ..few more laughs..few more sorrows..thats all we can ask for .

There are times of happiness..times of sadness and then there are times of emptiness.

I dont want to be good at goodbyes ..as they say it only takes a moment to say hello and forever to say goodbye

You and I will meet again

When we're least expecting it

One day in some far off place

I will recognize your face

I won't say goodbye my friend

For you and I will meet again

~Tom Petty

SLEEP

2011-03-29T08:10:00.000-07:00

After a humorous post trying my hand at something serious ..something which borders on tragedy..semitragic i guess..trying to improve and extend my writing skills to all domains .. :)

SLEEP

SLEEP is the only medicine to the soul ..

sleep..thats all that can rescue you when every waking hour is an hour of pain.

Every day right when I lie down to sleep they come up from their dark depths..memories...how is it to feel love, anger, hate, shame, guilt, heart break and betrayal all at the same time?

you wish the feeling's gone...you wish u were numb ..you wish u could just forget..you wish u could just feel empty..you wish u could just SLEEP.

But no ..fate makes sure that I relive all those experiences again in the dark of the night ..when there is no light to drive away the darkness within me, in that silent dark time of loneliness and emptiness, when a man and his mind and his heart converse openly, honestly and become one.

When your heart has nothing else to do,the first thing it does is grieve..all that grief I have been running away from... all that grief I try to choke back.. all that grief I hide in those made-up, artificial smiles that I throw around like broken petals of a flower..all that grief comes back and in full force in a single instant to haunt my heart and scare my sleep away.

There is no prayer more sincere than a prayer for sleep..that desperate prayer for oblivion. Some times the prayer is only answered when u pray with tears...thats my regular prayer, a holy prayer of tears, a prayer for sleep. Its the prayer that reverberates through every man's soul whose heart is broken , whose trust is shattered to pieces of insignificance, whose love is transformed into a morphed feeling of indifference.

And then I wait ..I wait for the prayer to be answered..for the pain to go away, for the sweet numbness of sleep to take over ..for that graceful peace. And sooner or later it does. Sooner or later it always does.

SLEEP is the only medicine to the soul...

sleep..thats all that can rescue you when every waking hour is an hour of pain.

Campus kalakalam

2011-02-04T05:05:00.000-08:00

Ok guys!! a post in telugu!!

Ee madhya ey btech student ni chusina okate gola ..JOB.

vachinodu vachindani gola raanodu raaledani gola..

Ee raakapokalani decide chese worst concept ...campus placement.

College management evado vasthaadani ..edo manalni teesukuntadani... asalu mana kosame aa company puttindhani flop hero ki kotha director story chepinantha convincing ga cheptharu

adhi vini students andaru ohhhhhhhhh ekkadiko vellipotharu!! :P

Vere college lo unna friends call chesi aa company test masth easy undhi ra ..asalu edo formality ki rayadame ..aa test raayadam kante leave letter rayadame kashtam!!..asalu nuv keka puttisthav chudu antaru.

Idantha vinna manam ohh inkenti company manadhe ika ..ani intlo " Nanna!! job vasthe naaku bike ..amma.. naku job vasthe kotha mobile" anni variety variety korikalu koresi inkenti life settle aipoindani hero chance vachina harikrishna la feel aipotham

Exam roju manchiga formals vesukuni, neat ga tayarayyi, Resume lo pichi pichi ga pachi abadhaalu raasukuni, direct ga job first day report cheadaniki velthunna CEO laga veltham

Vellina ventane prathi okkadu mama manandari lo neeke job expect chesthunnam ..nuvvu keka kevvu antaaru ..manam rechipoi

Exam ki velle mundhu friends andariki all the best cheppesukuni..batting ki velthunna Sachin la, composing ki velthunna Rahman la, copy kottabothunna btech student la confidence kakkukuntu lopaliki veltham !!

Lopaliki velli kurchuni paper chudagaane....................

chukkalu ..nakshatralu ..galaxies motham kanipisthai..asalu entidhi anipisthundi.

Ventaney as usual typical btech student laga atu itu tirigi friends ni chusthe valla expression ila
asalu em jaruguthondi ra ikkada annattu chustharu..

Inkemundi ...exam easy annanduku friends ni , sarigga prepare avvani manani banda boothulu tittukuni , oka sad expression pettukuni, chethilo pen pattukuni chadivindi guthu techukodaniki ghajini lo surya laga try chesi, chivariki pakkinti aunty sankranthi muggu kosam pettinattu ishtamochinattu chukkalu petti bayatiki vachestham.

kaaaaaaaani oka vishayam ..Students kante pedha optimists ee prapancham lone undaru.

Enni gslv lu fail aina malli try chese isro valla laaga " bhayya paper tough ga undi ra ..cut off baga taggistharu anukunta.. .Manaki kakapothe evariki vasthundi ra antaaru "

Adhi vini malli face lo chandramukhi kallalo kanipinchentha velugu vachesthundi

Inthalo sudden ga results antaaru..velli bindaas ga kurchunte ..vaadu vachi evo fees kattani student names laga 10-20 names chadivi migatha vallu dobeyachu antaadu .Andulo mana peru undadhu . anthe ika okkasari background lo Tide avaakkayyara ad gurthosthundi !!

select aina vallu avvani vallani chusi

Paiga appude intlo vallu call chestharu.Emaindi ra? ante ...

Student :

Parent: ani acha telugu lo pachi mantralu start.Asalu nuvvu epudu chadivavu ra job raavadaniki ani jeevitham meedha virakthi vachetattu mechukuntaaru

Student:

Century kottadaaniki velli first ball lone duck out aipoina batsman la feel ayyi oka 3 to 4 days depression loki velthamu..tarvatha malli as usual.Vere job kosam malli pichi kukkalla kottukovadam start.

Prathi okkadu call chesi mama naku job vachindi ante....

Chivariki edo oka dabba comany lo job raavadamo lekapothe Ms ani fix avvadamo jaruguthundi.

Intiki evarina relatives vachi parents ni mee vadu em chesthunnadu job ekkada vachindi ani adigithe ventane parents " vaadi moham emi chetakadhu ..Edo vachindi le" ani mechukuntunaro tidthunnaro ardham kaakunda cheptharu.

Manam

Idi btech students katha ..vyatha..Ilaanti experience jeevitham lo malli malli raadhu .

So vachinapude njoy cheali .

Meerandaru alage njoy chesthu companies ki attend avthu ..biscuit chesukuntu munduki saagutaarani na hope :P

Another boring review post

2011-01-23T02:59:00.000-08:00

hello people..Some thing strange is going on these days..firstly Iam watching a lot of telugu movies and some of them are turning out to be pretty good. Of course some of them are pretty bad too.

Recently watched Golconda high school and Ala modalaindi..Both of them exceeded my expectations

Golconda high school:

Not boring,interesting screenplay and crisp imagery.Went in without expectations..came out surprised

Ala Modalaindi:

ok so by the time I watched this atleast a dozen friends told me that its great.General adjectives include "arrey kirraaaaaaaaaaaak","katti" ,"keka", " heroine racha mama" etc.

So went in with expectations..came out satisfied.

Tends to be boring at times but good overall..pretty good combination of humour, realism and commercial values..good work by nandini reddy. John and Gautham the software engineer characters were fun.

Now moving on to other languages also watched band baaja baarat recently and i must say it was hmmmm..entertaining I guess..surprisingly nice performance from Ranveer singh and even Anushka did a good job. By the way did any one see Ranveer singh cry during starscreen awards? His onscreen and offscreen personas are completely different.Total 180 degrees shift!!

and lastly people are saying nitya menon is going to be the new genelia..lets wait and watch and ofcourse Nani has proved once again that he is good in his choice of movies.

and yes ..band baaja baarat's songrs are pretty good.

Tarkeebein lyrics for you all

Tarkeebein, tarkeebein kitni hai tarkeebein

Tarkeebein, tarkeebein apni hai tarkeebein
Satrangi sapne hai, atrangi tarkeebein
Tarkeebein, tarkeebein kitni hai tarkeebein
Tarkeebein, tarkeebein apni hai tarkeebein
Satrangi sapne hai, atrangi tarkeebein
Tarkeebein, tarkeebein, tarkeebein, tarkeebein

Sir pe maalish ke jaise hain mansoobe har dil ke
Ulje baalon se leke raaste hain manzil ke
Jaibon mein rakh le yaara, kanghi hai tarkeebein
Tarkeebein, tarkeebein kitni hai tarkeebein
Tarkeebein, tarkeebein apni hai tarkeebein
Tarkeebein, tarkeebein, tarkeebein

Hum kal se kal niptenge, jo hoga dekh lenge
Hum tas se mas na honge jo hoga dekh lenge
Thande pade jo haunsle sek lenge (sek lenge)
Ho ho chadte suraj ko chooke sek lenge
Ho tension vension kya hai bas maathey pe bal hote hain
Beparwah muskano se hi masle hal hote hain
Aazma le aazma le, changi hai tarkeebein
Tarkeebein, tarkeebein kitni hai tarkeebein
Tarkeebein, tarkeebein apni hai tarkeebein
Satrangi sapne hai, atrangi tarkeebein
Tarkeebein, tarkeebein, tarkeebein, tarkeebein

Satrangi sapne hai, atrangi tarkeebein

Bachpan se gyaan sunte hai, matt samjho life is easy
Itni bhi kya hai jaldi, thoda sa take it easy
Maana future se ummeedein toh lagi hain
Ho kyon na jiyen jo aaj mein zindagi hai
Ho mushkil ke dhabbon ko jam ke mehnat se dho lenge
Kamjoshi kaisi bhaiya hum saare nal kholenge
Aazma le aazma le tanki hai tarkeebein
Tarkeebein, tarkeebein kitni hai tarkeebein
Tarkeebein, tarkeebein apni hai tarkeebein
Satrangi sapne hai, atrangi tarkeebein
Tarkeebein, tarkeebein kitni hai tarkeebein
Tarkeebein, tarkeebein apni hai tarkeebein
Tarkeebein, tarkeebein

Have fun!!

GIN SOAKED BOY

2011-01-15T05:04:00.000-08:00

Loving the lyrics of gin soaked boy by The divine comedy

I'm the darkness in the light
I'm the leftness in the right
I'm the rightness in the wrong
I'm the shortness in the long
I'm the goodness in the bad
I'm the saneness in the mad
I'm the sadness in the joy
I'm the gin in the gin-soaked boy

I'm the ghost in the machine
I'm the genius in the gene
I'm the beauty in the beast
I'm the sunset in the east
I'm the ruby in the dust
I'm the trust in the mistrust
I'm the Trojan horse in Troy
I'm the gin in the gin-soaked boy

I'm the tiger's empty cage
I'm the mystery's final page
I'm the stranger's lonely glance
I'm the hero's only chance
I'm the undiscovered land
I'm the single grain of sand
I'm the Christmas morning toy
I'm the gin in the gin-soaked boy

I'm the world you'll never see
I'm the slave you'll never free
I'm the truth you'll never know
I'm the place you'll never go
I'm the sound you'll never hear
I'm the course you'll never steer
I'm the will you'll not destroy
I'm the gin in the gin-soaked boy

I'm the half-truth in the lie
I'm the why not in the why
I'm the last roll of the die
I'm the old school in the tie
I'm the spirit in the sky
I'm the catcher in the rye
I'm the twinkle in her eye
I'm the Jeff Goldblum in "The Fly"

Who am I?

ANAGANAGA OO DISASTER

2011-01-14T04:50:00.000-08:00

Guys i need my 2 and half hours back..RIGHT NOW!!

Ok so what was that? ha? What the hell was that ? What was disney thinking ..I think more than that during my jntu internals..hell I even think more before updating my facebook status..

Ultimate Epic fantasy of all time? my freakin foot...somalia food starved children would make better movies than this with a handycam in a desert.

I saw the trailer and like most general population thought that it was great looking but that's where it all stops.. the movie just looks great.THE END.

You call those fights? Most of the fights include Siddharth just flicking his sword twice.

It goes like this

bad guys with stupid helmets..sword flick twice,

snakes..sword flick twice

magical snakes...sword flick twice

flying snakes(ya snakes can fly!!)...sword flick twice

snakes made of hair..sword flick twice

crows..sword flick twice

evil crowmen..sword flick twice

This guy can kill Chuck Norris, Balakrishna, Rajni's Robo, Godzilla, Cloverfield, Tony Stark and Kratos armed with blade of olympus...all TOGETHER by just flicking his sword twice.

And stunts?..Well there are plenty of gravity defying( in general any law of physics defying) balakrishna-esque stunts with siddharth becoming superman and neo of matrix occassionally.

He kills all the bad guys on screen( of course with a flick of sword) and mind you AFTER killing ..does a reverse back flip and lands on a 15 foot tall structure and jumps right back DOWN...I mean AFTER the fight...I say whats the damn point? Even 5 year old children know thats stupid ..right?

Ah and songs..everytime there was a song ..everyone was like "oh pls god no!!..not now!!"

Ha and Shruthi Hasan of course...I dont find her beautiful..attractive yes but beautiful no..and a pack of popcorn can act better than her.

Lakshmi manchu ..ok I know you had a lot of trouble carrying all that make up and costumes but let me tell you..that cgi 'snake- woman- creature- thing' you transform into at the end acts better than you and shruthi hasan combined.

Oh by the way lakshmi manchu has a dance sequence too...Imagine a evil witch 'pretatma' with snakes as hair and costume bigger than the great khali, performing a dance with steps right out of b- grade punjabi hip hop music video ..and all this to a song with lyrics like " buss bussssss"..oh my god it was so hard to not laugh out loud..this was the most entertaining part of the movie.

Coming to dialogues..ok there are pretty authentic ethnic telugu stuff like " nenu aluperagani baatasaarini" ", amrutham na praanalu kaapade aushadam", "Irendra cheekati sarparaajyaniki prapancham kalata chendi daasohamavthundi " followed and mixed with things like" jaffa" and " eddi naa yaala!!" ..

may be i should say " tamaru emi matladuchunnaro artham kavatledu ra jaffa naa yaala"

But visuals were great..same goes with some of the costumes..credit goes to the concept artist..Hatsoff to him..great wild imagination!!

Siddharth..you are more of a lover boy than a warrior..pls go and love some one instead of fighting snakes made of hair while looking like a cross breed between Prince of persia, Conan, Sindbad, Kratos, Alladdin and Siddhu from bommarillu.

Went in with expectations..came out with headache.

for those who didn't watch it : congrats guys!!

for those who want to : all the best ..see you.. if you survive the experience.

and I really want my time back.

WALK AND TALK

2010-10-02T06:53:00.000-07:00

Hello folks..you might not believe it but Iam 'sometimes' a responsible patriotic honest(?) student...ya I know it seems hypothetical, but yes! things such as responsible students exist... but these elusive creatures only reveal their hidden nature on rare occasions.

So in an attempt to display my brighter, good-loving side I attended a rally supporting Anti corruption bill led by Dr Jayaprakash Narayan, a man who doesn't need an introduction especially to telugites..So it was supposed to be a walk from necklace road station to jalvihaar starting at 8 am followed by a speech by Dr JP.

I the ever punctual Naveen, as usual reached there by 9:15 am and needless to say I missed the walk. But don't be disappointed, I didnt miss the talk.

And a brilliant talk it indeed was. Dr Jp's speech was inspiring and informative.It clearly outlined the function and duty of youth and the present generation in building a better and more efficient India and what we can do in order to make sure the coming generations would have a corruption free India to live in .

So a Gandhi Jayanti well spent I must say and everyone I humbly request you..if you can in any way support the anti corruption bill, please do so ..because what you are actually doing is transforming a country, making history and shaping the future ...all through a simple gesture.

Surprise

2010-09-16T22:42:00.000-07:00

Ok....so people who don't know me...here's a surprise...or rather a shock...

I DRAW

so this is also going to be a semi art blog from now on

SLEEPY DAYS : the beginning

2010-08-21T08:45:00.000-07:00

Hello everyone.. those who have read any of my past posts might have guessed from my totally clueless , stupid, immature, confused, incomprehensible and unacceptable opinions and views that Iam indeed a student.

Bingo!! you are right and not just any student but an engineering student. As sad and boring it may sound, engg student's life is actually a lot of fun.I had some of my best moments during my life as a engg student . Hence it is my moral ethical responsibility that I blog about it.

So I have decided to write some of my interesting experiences and these posts will be chronicled under the name sleepy days. Why sleepy days? you ask? Because i have spent most of my quality time at college sleeping ( some of my college mates might not agree..but whatever i have done it definitely wasn't more productive than sleeping) and it also is a parody of a popular film 'happy days' about engg life released unfortunately at exact same time as I was about to join my college.

It is going to be a tale of epic proportions and grandeur with stupidity and boredom rolled into one with a bonus of nonsense.Get ready for a generation spanning groundbreaking, pathbreaking, heartbreaking and most importantly your head-breaking experience.

Since such a masterpiece couldn't be fully read and comprehended in a single sitting, I the benevolent and compassionate Naveen, for your convenience have decided to break it up into parts...so this would be 2 parts or maybe a trilogy.

I will soon be posting the very first part ....Sleepy days: part uno

Acknowledgement: The idea to write about my engineering student life was actually given by a good friend Vivek who lurks around this place with the name Vivian.

FREEDOM

2010-08-14T19:37:00.000-07:00

Freedom

the word was ringing in his ears,running in his mind.

He was walking

alone.

Am I free? he thought..Are we free?

he was walking....alone...in a crowded country..in his mother land..in his independent country and thought "are we free?"

freedom is not fearing anything..we are filled everyday with fear of terrorists and extremists .

He saw an old lady..

freedom is the capacity to be able follow your heart....artists,painters,musicians,actors are all taking up mundane lifeless jobs for livelihood.

She was blind

freedom is to have a responsible government to look after us ...corrruption runs through its heart.

He saw a cop..corrupted to the core for sure..he thought

freedom is being secure..danger lurks at every busy junction, every dark alley, every road with high traffic

He saw a child..returning from school..not safe on the road,his mind noted

freedom is peace...not a day passes without violence,newspapers reek of blood and death.

The blind old lady was trying to cross the road ..

Is this freedom ? Is this what my country achieved by being independent? am I a free citizen? a free individual?

The child held the old lady's hand ..helping her

Questions raged in his mind ..haunting him as he walked ..alone.

The cop started clearing the traffic for the child and the lady.

Then he knew.

they were crossing..no violence..only peace. No death..only life. No fear only courage and security

he suddenly had the answers.

he knew what it is.. what freedom is.

Freedom is Hope,

freedom is humanity,

the ability to dream for a better future,

the faith in the world we live in and the effort to make it better,

the possibility of desiring something

and the freedom to work to achieve it,

the will in all of us,our collective will,

the will to overcome all the obstacles, fear and danger with security,courage and compassion,

the light at the end of the tunnel,the light in our hearts

the light of our mother land.

he was a free man in a free counry..

Freedom

The word was ringing in his ears,running in his mind

He was walking..

no longer alone..

JAI HIND

SHUTTER ISLAND

2010-08-13T02:26:00.000-07:00

a word of warning..this movie can turn you into a highly obsessed ultralogical overanalytical neuropsychologoiatricaothingmabobo sleepless zombie.

movies rarely make me think,

rarely surprise me,

rarely make me guess,

rarely stay with me after i finished watching them ,

and finally..... they rarely MESS WITH MY HEAD

and this is one movie that did all of the above ..i totally love this movie and sharing anything related to movie other than my experience will be only spoiling the experience of people who didint watch this.

It took me around 15 mins to actually understand the ending and its only a theory ..there are people who have interpereted it in other ways.This movie needs multiple viewings to fully appreciate the effort and the intricate art like filmmaking involved.

I kept thinking about the movie for a complete day and couldn't sleep during the night trying to analyse each bit and how it can support my theory.There are different viewpoints through which you can analyse this movie ..and martin scorsese has done one hell of a job.

highly recommended

BY POPULAR DEMAND

2010-08-11T07:32:00.000-07:00

ok since a good friend asked me why didn't i write about Vedam or leader ..here it goes

Vedam: Good movie after a long time...interesting characterization..crisp screenplay..powerful dialogues

I liked the way all the characters enter each others lives and their destinies entwine and criss cross..well directed.Krish has certainly proved once again that he delivers quality cinema.

songs were good ..the jumps from one story to the other was an interesting experience

Its one of those rare movies which leave a impact on you. Krish is someone to certainly look out for.

Leader: well its been a long time since i saw this movie..so i don't exactly remember much of the details..but i remember liking it somewhat

Rana's debut performance was alright ..he's definitely got a hero's build(ante baaga balisi unnadu ani artham..ipudu inka balisaadu ani talk)

Songs were nice...but seriosuly didnt understand why the first heroine even existed in the movie and what she was doing...other than that not a bad movie at all..kammula mama's done a nice job once again.

so all those unfortunate people who had the unpleasant experience of reading my blog ..thanks and keep visiting.

MARYAADA RAAMANNA

2010-08-09T05:43:00.000-07:00

Hello folks..it all starts with a poster

a poster at uppal cross roads ..a poster which caught my lazy sleepy eye during one of those tedious loooooooooooooooong journeys on a overcrowded rectangular rusted metal box on wheels which is commonly known to hyderabadi human race as rtc bus .

a poster which says its a movie directed by rajmouli(wow) , a movie which stars sunil as hero(what??), and sunil is speeding away on a bicycle while that kaatraaj guy follows him on a sumo(seriously what the hell??!!) .The world surely has gone nuts ..this is what i thought at first and that my dear friends is my first encounter with a movie called maryaada raamanna

and that interesting encounter has linked that movie with a sense of curiosity in my head and thats what made me watch this movie ....so here it goes

first of all Sunil..man he can dance or what!!!!..seriously this guy's got moves .. i always heard that he's good at dancing but this is something which is almost professional ..his performance is quite good ...he underplays his quirky funny mannerisms and delivers somewhat of a mature performance..credit goes to rajmouli i guess.

then Rajmouli .. he must be condoned for making such a normal small family entertainer after something like Magadhira...he certainly has proved that he's got an eye for visuals and interesting screenplay and he proves it once again.The story does'nt contain much weight but even in such and ordinary story, screenplay is awesome and this is what stops you from getting bored.

songs are well depicted ..especially first song is wonderful to look at.The speaking cycle is and interesting touch and works well into the movie. even if a cycle can speak i dont think you can outrun a sumo on your bicycle ..but oh well..the moment you enter a cinema hall you are expected to suspend your belief in conventional physics.

Casting is good ...new actor Nagineedu delivers a surprisingly convincing performance and his voice has a distinct quality which makes his dialogues carry that extra weight ..even the two brothers are apt for the role and do justice to their roles...saloni brings a charm on to the screen and sunil as usual is funny.Brahmaji perfectly fits his role.

there isnt much story happening around and that would have been a doom of the movie if not for the screen play .There are only 1 or 2 plot points and the entire movie revolves around it ..Villian's sudden change of heart at the end of movie like in all telugu movies is not believable

there some minor flaws but this is definitely not a bad movie ..story is a bit boring but entertaining nonetheless. watchable.

Rating :hmmm. 3 1/2 out of 5 i guess

Iam baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacck

2010-08-07T22:14:00.000-07:00

Ok its been a long time since i blogged .In the mean time i completed a lot of books and movies some of which i would like to blog about

Movies

Rajneeti: intersting take on mahabharatha ..some blatant rip- off from godfather and too much melodrama.."ghar laut aa betaaaaaaaaaaaaa" my god

500 days of summer : intersting ..really funny at times...non linear narrative does the trick.I dont know why but i some how like this movie

Raavan: 10 mins of movie dragged to 2 hours using slow motion ..i mean everything is in slow motion .. characters even stare in slow motion ....Iam disappointed Mr Mani Rathnam

Devils advocate : interesting concept..but of course 2 much of* ahem ahem* content not suitable for children* cough* .

My name is khan : ok ok ....shahrukh delivers impressive performance ...slightly boring but yeah.. watchable

How to train your dragon: i like this movie ...nice animation ..interesting concept and story ...ok now you can make fun of me for liking a animated movie

Prasthanam: good movie ..intersting story line...sharvanand's performance is good

Dead silence: scary enough for a horror movie ...not a great movie but yeah if you are alone in the house at night and just want to scare yourself just for fun ..this will do

Maryada ramanna: seperate post coming up

Ghosts of girlfriends past: really funny at some moments ..watchable

Shutter island: seperate post coming up

Watchmen: seperate post coming up

The notebook: hmm...pretty good movie...interesting characters..touching at times

Transformers: revenge of the fallen: *&%#$ i totally, i mean completely totally with complete metaphysical certitude hate this movie

Another cinderalla story: ok watchable..actually somewhat good

B13 ultimatum: awesome opening scene ..watchable movie

once upon atime in mumbaai: seperate post coming up

Books

the godfather: awesome ..now i know why it is considered a classic

first among equals: pretty good..but too much political jargon

Ronin : seperate post coming up

so thats it folks .....enjoy and if you have any books or movies that you would like to recommend please do so..au revoir

Housefull

2010-05-23T10:17:00.000-07:00

Hello all those people who read my blog ..the actual figure of which ranges from 0 to 1 ..that '1' corresponds to me . So finally Iam done with my 3rd year 2nd sem exams..my performance in these exams ranged from "will pass with luck" to "Iam screwed" but thats another story. Anyway to celebrate this wonderful occasion of commencement of holidays me and some of my friends decided to watch a movie.

Our initial choice obviously was kites. But thanks to our punctuality and the fact that it was sunday, after waiting for a tickets longer than the total duration of 'hum appke hain kaun' and standing in a line longer than the 'Burj dubai' we finally didn't get the tickets a usual . So when we heard this melancholic news that kites was housefull,we took it as a divine message and decided to go for housefull movie which was being aired in the adjacent theatre.

So coming to the cast

Akshay Kumar: His roles in the fim include Aarush the loser, arjun rampals enemy, jiah khan's husband, deepika padukone's husband,laara dutta's husband, arjun rampal's brother in law,Boman iranis son in law,Randhir kapoor's son in law, Riteshs's best friend and the movie's doom

Ritesh deshmukh: his roles include Bob,Akshay's best friend, laara's husband, boman iraani's son in law, Akshay's brother in law and the only role in which he acually looked convincing.. the cook in the house.

Deepika padukone: Her roles include sandy, akshay's wife, arjun rampal's sister, Malaika arora's sister and once again the role in which she appears most convincing..the aaya of the house. Without her akshay would be dead in the movie..twice..which would have made the film far more interesting

Laara dutta: Her roles include Bob's wife, Akshay's wife, boman iraani's daughter ,Akshay's sister..she has the least number of roles

Arjun rampal : brother of deepika padukone, brother in law of akshay, Malaika arora's brother , akshay's enemy..actually everone's enemy. Surprisingly ajun handles all these roles with a single expression.

So our reaction to this movie varied from occasional breaks from sleep to total indiffernce and the effect of this movie on us varied from sleep inducing boredom to traumatising headache

So friends if you dont get the tickets for kites my sincere piece of advice: go straight to home and sleep but please pleaaase do not do not and do not watch housefull..you may not survive the experience

Rating: 1 out of 23 stars..that 1 is for showing some decent locations of london in the movie.

Highly recommended for people who are too happy with their life and want to enter a state of chronic manic depression.

KICKING THE HACK OUT OF ETHICS

2009-12-24T22:48:00.000-08:00

Recently we had a seminar on ethical hacking in our college by Mr Ankit Fadia . If you dont know who Ankit Fadia is it means you dont watch mtv and that means you dont read blogs and that means you are not reading this ...nevermind ...so as I was telling we had this seminar and this guy taught us

how to hack into your friends' systems through instant messaging
how to send fake mails to anyone you hate which normally means your friends
how to be totally anonymous while doing illegal activities and not get caught
how to embed dangerous messages in photographs so that no one can decode them
how to fool your college admin and access blocked websites
how to inject trojans into your friends computers

see he is such a good guy, teaching us innocents such harmless enlightening knowledge.We are eternally grateful to him.I think actually he should be nominated for nobel peace prize next year

Jokes apart I really dont understand how he can share that kind of information with students like that ....there are 2 cases

He actually thinks all college students are ethical ,moral, etc ..if there is one thing I learnt in btech then that this cant be farther from truth..people here are more 'chaalu' than osama
He is irresponsible and really doesnt care what people do with that knowledge and just wants to create interest in students so that he can get more recruits for his course

let us just hope the former case is true

The seminar was fun though, not one of those boring kinds in which you take occasional breaks from sleeping and yet have difficult time in keeping your eyes open and keeping your mouth shut to stop from yawning .

GOD OF ACTION FIGURES

2009-12-23T21:50:00.000-08:00

Did any one of ever owned a action figure and wished it would actually bend and pose like a actual human being .Your wait is over

METAL MAN ARTFORM

This Metal Man was built by Mark Ho and it took him six years.
It has over 500 parts and he can be posed in any of the shapes the human form can take.

Specifications of ZOHO ARTFORM No.1

Height: 16.93” (43 cm)

Weight: 13.2 lb (6 kg)

Number of parts: 920 (of which 101 are found in each hand) ( oh my god)

Number of mobile parts: 85

Material: Bronze and stainless steel

Details:

The parts are all handmade. The object comes with a magnetic base which can be de-activated. All joints are adjustable and easy to remodel, allowing the object to take on any position. This offers a challenge for those who continually seek to create a new, authentic, original and unique sculpture.

Exclusivity:

ZOHO ARTFORMS No.1 will be limited to a maximum of 25 original, handmade metal sculptures.

Man just look at the amount of engineering in that thing. Every single part is hand made and just look at the fingers, see the amount of movement made possible and how many small parts are needed to make the movement

But the real reason I am so much fascinated by this is I am an amateur artist and just think of how much of advantage this would provide for any artist in using this a a reference for drawing any pose.

For more pics go to http://acidcow.com/pics/6122-metal-man-artform-no-1-34-pics.html

It looks simple and easy but trust me it is not possible to achieve that kind of flexibility easily. Just think of the amount of dedication and hard work put into that thing.

Hats off to Mark Ho

PRAY MY DEAR..PRAY

2009-12-15T20:54:00.001-08:00

Cant decide whom to worship? what to worship? Worry no more my dear children here is your solution.

lol found this pic somewhere on the holy internet..
and as you can see on the bottom right corner there is something called cthulhu..if you havent ever heard about cthulhu it means that you dont use the internet enough. Cthulhu is actually a creature of some sorts created by H P lovecraft (funny name I know) first appearing in a short story THE CALL OF CTHULHU which by now as you might have guessed I happened to read.

It is a pretty cliched same old story of a monster and secret cults worshiping it but the way lovecraft presents it and narrates it is what makes it quite interesting and mysterious. It is also quite small..can be easily finished in a short time. So if you happen to find this book somewhere just give it a try.The book contains some funny sounding ritual phrases though like "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn,". Now pronounce that I say pronounce that .

Cthulhu ha a terrifying gargantuan hideous physical appearance and looks some what like this:

scroll down(not for the weak hearted)

the terrifying cthulhu

Just kidding..it actually looks like this

So next time you are mad at some one and cant find an appropriate curse,just say "you are such a big ugly cthulhu" but if you cant pronounce cthulhu sorry I cant help it.

"Cthulhu fhtagn,"

SIN CITY

2009-12-14T21:36:00.000-08:00

Hello..so I finished my exams and enjoying( not really) my holidays right now.That means watching tv till 3 am in them morning then going to bed and waking up at early morning 11 o clock..see I work pretty hard even during my vacation.So during one of my such nocturnal adventures I stumbled upon sin city movie being aired on star movies. I heard a lot about sin city the graphic novel by frank miller and was planning on reading it so I decided to watch the movie.

Well the movie was one of the most visually appealing and captivating movies i have ever seen.Everything in the movie would be dark and stark contrasts of white and black except for a few selected colours on certain characters.Visually arresting at every scene.The art of Sin city graphic novel is very much talked about for this very reason and the film thankfully stayed very faithful to the panels of the book. The content though is only for mature audience and highly disturbing some times.Every character is well written and has great depth.I am very much looking forward to reading the graphic novel now.

So content wise slightly disturbing but the visual experience would be amazing.Frank miller's works are proving to be great books for cinematic adaption(300 is also a frank millers graphic novel). Hope he does more of such spellbinding works

BULUUUUE

2009-11-11T21:00:00.000-08:00

Recently I had the privilege of watching a great masterpiece...Blue film.....wait don't get me wrong ... I mean blue movie..I mean the movie named blue...for those of you who never watch movies,dwell in a cave and live in stone age , Blue is a Bollywood film directed by Anthony D'Souza (usually known as Mr.Ilovewastingothersmoney),produced by Dhilin Mehta (usually known as Mr.Ilovewastingmyownmoney) unleashed upon this innocent world on October 16, 2009, starring Akshay Kumar, Sanjay Dutt, Lara Dutta and Zayed Khan..and also kylie minogue.
It is an underwater thriller(yeah right..what a thrill!)..and also the costliest bollywood movie made so far.
so coming to the cast
Akshay kumar as Aarav: Owner of Blue Shipping & Fisheries - a shipping company. Aarav spends his time doing usually nothing but is surprisingly rich..his hobbies include tattooing his name everywhere on his body,cheating sanjaydutt,smiling like a stupid,conspiring weird plans that never work,presenting ducatis to people and most importantly ruining kylie minogue's dance show.
Sanjay Dutt as Sagar:A 89 year old weak pregnant lady...ohh what? thats just his potbelly??? ok fine so he plays the role of 89 year old weak man who is the best diver ever to grace this planet.. a very good friend of Aarav ..they both are usually seen kicking the hell out of each other..he is morally and ethically rich and as it is always with morally rich people he is financially broken.
Laradutta as Mona: The love and life of sagar..as usual she is also financially broken and hence cant afford to buy enough clothes so is often seen without them. Her dream in life is to one day buy a big wardrobe and then go on a shopping spree and buy enough clothes.
Zayed khan as Sam:Younger brother of sagar..he is born with a strange disease due to which he cant express a single emotion in his face..this guy simply cant emote..so he runs away and takes up bike racing because wearing a helmet always might cover up his emotionless face..genius isn't he?
Katrina Kaif as Nikki: She plays three roles 1)Wife of aarav 2)Love of Sam 3)waste of time and space
Rahul Dev as Gulshan: the bad guy with a gun and without commonsense
Kylie Minogue :She does some chiggywiggy but her show is ruined when Aarav kills her by jumping on her from a chandelier.
PLOT:
Sagar works under Aarav in blue fisheries in Bahamas.You get to see the scenic beauty of bahamas for few fleeting seconds when Aarav's naked back with a tattoo is not blocking your view. Sagars brother Sam , angered by the fact that gorgeous young Mona chose his fat bald old weak brother instead of him runs away to Thailand and becomes a biker.Gulshan impressed by his skills gives him Nikki and a wonderful exciting job of a postman.Sam being a ultimate skillful superb driver fails to do this simple job and gulshan starts threatening him that if he doesnt return his post or Rs 10/- in 42,37,289 days he will make him watch rgv ki aag. The brave and bold Sam immediately runs back to his brother's place in bahamas to hide from Gulshan.
Sagar unfortunately knows of a secret treasure buried deep in the sea in a sunken ship called lady in blue and hence is constantly pestered by everyone including his dhobi to retrieve the treasure.Sagar has a very deep dark secret reason because of which he always refuses to talk about the treasure(ooooh such suspense!).Mona also has a dream of buying enough clothes as mentioned above and hence keeps bugging sagar for money.
So Sagar is broken,Sam needs Rs 10/- , mona wants to go shopping,Sagar knows of a treasure which will make him richer than xerxes of 300..and he is the only one who can get it ..because of 2 reasons
1)he has the exact anatomical size and shape of a blue whale and hence is best diver ever in this universe
2)the sunken ship is surrounded by sharks and he can easily eat all of them in a single gulp
But NO he won't do it...then gulshan finds sam is living in bahamas using his sixth sense and tries to kill him(what a twist?).A spectacular bike chase ensues in which everyone rides in jungle,jumps over trains and even rides on trains and gets killed except Sam.Then Gulshan kidnaps Mona saying if Sagar doesnt hand over Sam or his money he will kill her(oh wow what a twist again!!!).
This makes everyone to go mad on Sagar for not getting the treasure and Sagar reveals the deep dark secret..which no one understands or cares about and they all go and get the treasure..just like that. The sunken ship was carrying treasure from U K to India but surprisingly sinks in bahamas which is near north america(the real twist).Gulshan comes in at the last moment and asks for share so they all kick his butt .Then he reveals that Aarav is the real bad guy( as if we didnt know from his stupid smile).Aarav cries and jumps into the ocean from a boat on a bike into a storm to kill himself(what the hell?) and they all go home.
Mysteriously Aarav calls them up one day (here comes the twist of a wonderful thriller again)and says "hi fellas Iam not dead,my granpa rocks, Iam giving treasure to you guys ..oh and by the way Nikki is my wife!" and hangs up.Sagar and Mona exchange 'what the hell' looks while Sam is seen cursing Aarav and breaking his ducati.. ofcourse with no emotion on his face and thankfully the movie ends
Plot summary:
This movie has no plot
Rating:
9 out of 423 stars
Verdict:
Must watch for those who are contemplating suicide
This post is dedicated to Shashank a very good friend of mine

PROLOGUE

2009-11-11T05:51:00.000-08:00

Ok..so here's my first post of my first blog .So let me introduce my self to my dearest readers or visitors or whatever you call yourselves in FAQ ishhtyle.
So here it goes!
WhAT'S YOUR NAME: Naveen
Ur friends call you?: arey,orey abey,saale etc..
age?: 21
gender?: MALE( hello my name is naveen..not naveena ..what a stupid question.. next)
Occupation?: student..pursuing b tech 3rd year
really?: yeah really
What are your hobbies?: creating stupid blogs,boring the hell outta people,reading stupid blogs, and yeah reading not so stupid novels. TRYING to learn new languages, drawing things no one understands or cares about,sleeping during lecture
Are you mad?: No Iam insane
What's your favourite colour?: hmmm....umm..hmm..black I guess.. or white
Favourite smell?: what kind of a question is that?
do you smoke?: no
do you drink?: are you retarded?
okay i got it: good
Favourite novel?: angels and demons
How many more questions should i ask?: till you drop dead due to boredom
ok Iam dead: Nice try..now please continue
What will you write about in this blog?: everything that i like and dislike and i find intriguing and I find boring..in short MY BLOG MY WISH
Why did you start blogging?: Because unfortunately(for you), I have too much time on my hands and too little work to do
where do you live?: Hyderabad also called bhagyanagaram
bhagyanagram?...who's bhagya?: shut up
Finally your message to the world?: visit my blog and post some comments or you'll go to hell
Can I stop now?: yes.. because IAM bored