Sunday, October 7, 2012

Corporate Kalakalam

Chala rojula tarvatha malli telugu lo post. Campus Kalakalam tarvatha ippudu Corporate Kalakalam

Corporate Kalakalam



Buddhi balam pedhaga lekapoina graha balam baga todu avadam tho college lo internal kuda pass avvaleni manam Interviews pass aipoi job sampandinchestam. Offer letter vachevaraku students aaduthu paaduthu parents tension paduthu gadipestharu.

Offer letter teesukovadaniki office ki vellina first roju..campus chusi andamaina meydalu, gaaju godalu, mana ki oka seperate pc, rojantha ac ani full impress aipotham. Exam ki syllabus book matrame chadive manam offer letter lo kuda salary okkate chusukuni  

Modati roju ..first day ..pehla din ...inni rojulu ishtamochinattu jutlu, gaddalu penchesukni tshirts, round necks konni sarlu asalu emi esukokunda tirigina students andaru suddenga clean shave chesukuni formals vesukovalsi vastundi ..adham lo chusukuni buffoon laga unnam ani manani maname titukuni bayalderatam.

Akkada mana laage bithara chiupulu chusukuntu em chealo teliyani konni amayaka praanulu kanipisthai . Andarini kalipi oka room lo esi oka pen oka water bottle istharu.
Pen lo ink, bottle lo water aipoye anthavaraku oo signatures ey signatures...ekkada enduku ela pedtunnamao kuda chusukokunda kanipinchina prathi paper meeda raka rakaluga autograph dinchesi hammayya ani relax ayyina ventane inkoka paper techi pedtaru

Employee : entidi ??

HR:  BOND 


Employee: 

Asalu entidi ? Mosam droham !! This is against the constitution ..Where are my human rights I say

Pakkane unna colleague .. Endi bhayya offer letter chadivi raleda ???..stunt aapi sign pettu

Employee : Veediki kuda telsipoinda??

Tarvatha okalla tarvatha okallu vachi ee company goppathanam gurinchi cheptaru. Asalu idi keka company inko padi rojullo Microsoft ni konese stage ki vellipotundi ani speech istharu

Manam rechipoi 

Speech ichevadu veedini evadu select chesadu ra ..mundu vadini udyaogam lonchi teeseandi anukuntadu.

Migatha colleagues andaru 

Ila signatures, speeches aipoina tarvatha  parichayaalu modalavuthai ..migatha batchmates andariki hello hi chepesukuni evadi vichitra gaadha vaadu chepukuntadu .."nenu luck lo select ayyanu bhayya" ante "nuvvu kuda na??? nenu okkadine anukunna ra" ani inkokadu.

Tarvatha training antaru ..as usual manaki college lo alavaatu ainatte class room lo nidrapothu training period elago alaga finish chesesi floor loki kudi kallu petti entry ichesi ..mana cubicle loki velli kurchuntam ..chuttu pakkana vallu 'ee vintha jeevi evadu?' annattu chusthaaru .

Seniors ni sensible ga treat chealani koncham jagrathaga "work eppudu istharu naku?" ani adigithe
Senior 1 : apude work kavala neeku ipude ga vachindi?? ..konni rojulu bench meeda untav ..learning phase.

Employee: Ohh aithe pedhaga work iyyaru annamta ee company lo

 Senior 2 : Neekala arthamainda ??? 3 months ninchi roju ki 18 hrs pani chestunna ...weekends kuda vadalatledu  konni rojulu aagu ra  neeku jil jil jiga jiga ne.


So batch andaru bench meeda undadam tho time pass avvaka evadi kala poshana vadu chupisthuntadu. Cubicle kanna cafeteria comfortbale ga undi ani fix ayyi akkada settle ayyi sodi start chestaru.

Employee 1 : Mama mana batch lo evaru baleru ra :(

Employee 2:  arey mana floor lo oka ammai bavundi ..nenu fix

Employee 1Posted Image orey Jaffa...aameki already pelli aipoindi ra

Employee 2 :

Rest of the employees:

Ila headaches tho heartbreaks tho bench jeevitham saagipothundaga suddenga oka roju manager vachi prapancham talakindulu ayye oka bheekaramaina ground breaking news cheptadu
"You are assigned to project  ..you have to start work tomorrow " antaadu



(To be continued..stay tuned)

2 comments:

passionate said...
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Ravi Kiran Reddy Bodireddy said...

Keka bayya